VIP Package
Like every year we will have a VIP Lounge.
If you spend shitloads of money you will get a sherpa, his last shank and a personal butler.
And some robots that will do your dishes.
Like, real freaking robots! They might even feed you grapes every once in a while.
Further you will live in an air-conditioned and cosy Castle of Fuscht with a really expensive Nachttischlämpli.
And you will get an old school Zeppelin that will carry you from Dehigh to wherever you want to go.
On your explorations you will be supported by a talking panda and a llama dressed in camouflage.
Ice cold Cava will be served to you from a gigantic bottle (42m high), taken from the Chuchichäschtli of Doom by two big Yetis whenever you want.
And last but not least: James Last will play a concert together with his orchestra only for you and your friends in a secret valley close to the site.
'Cause we never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
"It was well worth the huge amount of money I spent for this crap - I never felt so sparkly before"
-Anonymous VIP Package Booker, 2016
"Wow. This was the best Nowhere experience I ever had"
-Elon Musk, 2017
"Just plug and then play. It cannot be easier. Soooo geil!"
-Chlüppliheiri, 2018
"I felt like the Fresh Princess of Bel-Air"
-Salma Hayek, 2019
"I've seen Salma Hayek living the life of a queen and I wish I had bought that package as well...."
-Camp lead of Barrio Mirage, 2019
"This year has killed it - not even Burj Khalifa had a better service"
-Franz Ohse, 2020
"Awesome camp. But somehow no one else was here. So I left early. Disappointed."
-Schplomi, 2021
"I CAN TALK AS LOUD AS I WANT BECAUASE I PAYED FOR VIP SERVICE"
- Till Schweiger, 2022
"It was amazing. I was the only one who had access to the secret swiss camp. Every one else had to stay at not swiss camp. I felt so special."
- Not you, 2023
"That was one small step for a man - one giant leap for mankind."
- Hippie Neil, 1969
If you are interested please pay an enormous sum in CHF to IBAN: CH51 0070 0110 0060 8508 .
